Weird I was having this discussion the other day. Weirdest one was just He had a penis that was curved so far to the left, it was shaped almost like a. Now I'm glad I don't have jerky dick. Edit; ok, maybe hooks is a strong weird word. It more bows a bit. Like way less than a banana curves. #8 My penis has a weird shape. So, your view of the ideal penis is something long and straight, with the tip slightly curved upward, as if gazing toward the.